At our wedding reception, I had to Harry Potter I solemnly swear that everything hurt shirt my MIL out of the kitchen where MIL was harassing servers, causing a scene for not bringing dessert fast enough. Dinner for 200 (98% her friends) was winding down and she couldn’t wait for the cake-cutting. Ice cream calmed her down temporarily. My FIL was a slight, fragile gentleman, so I had to step in and remove MIL from the area before he got hurt, apologizing to the staff on the way out to the hall. When I got pregnant, MIL freaked out, telling everyone in the family that I was losing the baby because I was going for tests. Ultrasounds aren’t tests.